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[27-Mar-2016] [Genshiken] Figured Out
Title: Figured Out
Prompt: 27-Mar-2016 "you’re not something someone forgot"
Based on: Genshiken
Characters: Madarame
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Madarame carried a dust-covered figurine up to a shopowner. "How DARE you put mai waifu— I mean, 'Kawaii Sailor Nuriko' on the 'clearance' shelf!?"
The shopowner shrugged. "Her anime ended several years ago. I doubt most of my customers would even recognize that figurine."
"NO ONE could forget Nuriko!!" Madarame declared.
"Look, kid," the shopowner asked, "are you gonna buy yer waifu or not?"
"What's the clearance price?" Madarame asked.
"I was asking ¥2000," the shopowner said. "But for YOU? That'll be ¥4000."
"...I HATE you," Madarame growled.
"Your salty otaku tears only make me stronger," the shopowner said smugly.
Prompt: 27-Mar-2016 "you’re not something someone forgot"
Based on: Genshiken
Characters: Madarame
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Madarame carried a dust-covered figurine up to a shopowner. "How DARE you put mai waifu— I mean, 'Kawaii Sailor Nuriko' on the 'clearance' shelf!?"
The shopowner shrugged. "Her anime ended several years ago. I doubt most of my customers would even recognize that figurine."
"NO ONE could forget Nuriko!!" Madarame declared.
"Look, kid," the shopowner asked, "are you gonna buy yer waifu or not?"
"What's the clearance price?" Madarame asked.
"I was asking ¥2000," the shopowner said. "But for YOU? That'll be ¥4000."
"...I HATE you," Madarame growled.
"Your salty otaku tears only make me stronger," the shopowner said smugly.