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[26-Mar-2016] [Fate/stay night] Saber? I Hardly Even Know Her!
Title: Saber? I Hardly Even Know Her!
Prompt: 26-Mar-2016 "the questions are complicated and the answers are simple"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: Rin, Shirou, Saber (mentioned)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Explicit adult humor.
Notes: The "you lost me" meme will never get old.
"Rin?" asked Shirou. "Could you explain again how I transfer mana to Saber? I just don't get it."
Rin face-palmed. "You have SEX with her, you big dope."
"...you lost me," Shirou said.
"You make HOT SWEET LOVE with her ALL NIGHT LONG!" Rin yelled. "You have sexual intercourse in the missionary position, as for the purpose of procreation!! You make the beast with two backs!! You dance the horizontal tango!! You make a magic sandwich!! You lock legs and swap sauce!! YOU PUT YOUR P*N*S TO HER VAG*** AND JAM IT IN!!"
"Still not following you here," Shirou said.
Prompt: 26-Mar-2016 "the questions are complicated and the answers are simple"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: Rin, Shirou, Saber (mentioned)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Explicit adult humor.
Notes: The "you lost me" meme will never get old.
"Rin?" asked Shirou. "Could you explain again how I transfer mana to Saber? I just don't get it."
Rin face-palmed. "You have SEX with her, you big dope."
"...you lost me," Shirou said.
"You make HOT SWEET LOVE with her ALL NIGHT LONG!" Rin yelled. "You have sexual intercourse in the missionary position, as for the purpose of procreation!! You make the beast with two backs!! You dance the horizontal tango!! You make a magic sandwich!! You lock legs and swap sauce!! YOU PUT YOUR P*N*S TO HER VAG*** AND JAM IT IN!!"
"Still not following you here," Shirou said.