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[25-Mar-2016] [Touhou Project] Gensokyo Status Quo
Title: Gensokyo Status Quo
Prompt: 25-Mar-2016 "when you stop and look around, this life is pretty amazing"
Based on: Touhou Project
Characters: Aya, Momiji
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Adult humor.
A tired Aya returned to the Bunbunmaru Newspaper office after making her rounds. "Any breaking news?" Momiji asked hopefully.
Aya sat down in her editor's chair. "Half of Gensokyo is having exciting adventures," she said, "and the other half is having kinky lesbian sex."
"In other words?..." Momiji asked.
"It's just another day in Gensokyo," Aya said. "Pretty amazing, but not newsworthy."
Both women sighed sadly.
After a moment, Momiji asked another question. "Why don't WE ever have exciting adventures or kinky lesbian sex?"
"Even if that were newsworthy," Aya said, "we don't make the news. We just report it."
Prompt: 25-Mar-2016 "when you stop and look around, this life is pretty amazing"
Based on: Touhou Project
Characters: Aya, Momiji
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Adult humor.
A tired Aya returned to the Bunbunmaru Newspaper office after making her rounds. "Any breaking news?" Momiji asked hopefully.
Aya sat down in her editor's chair. "Half of Gensokyo is having exciting adventures," she said, "and the other half is having kinky lesbian sex."
"In other words?..." Momiji asked.
"It's just another day in Gensokyo," Aya said. "Pretty amazing, but not newsworthy."
Both women sighed sadly.
After a moment, Momiji asked another question. "Why don't WE ever have exciting adventures or kinky lesbian sex?"
"Even if that were newsworthy," Aya said, "we don't make the news. We just report it."