[18-Mar-2016] [Fruits Basket] Don't Look Now

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Title: Don't Look Now
Prompt: 18-Mar-2016 "you’ll miss the best if you keep your eyes shut"
Based on: Fruits Basket
Characters: (several)
Type: Humor; 200 words
Warnings: (Male) nudity and somewhat out-of-context adult humor.

Tohru and Uo were about to leave school when they found a male uniform lying on a hallway floor.

Uo picked up the clothing, and found a student ID in a pocket. "Huh. These are Prince Yuki's clothes."

He must have transformed under stress, Tohru thought. "I, um, don't know what happened," she reluctantly lied to Uo, "but we need to look for him."

"We need to look for a naked bishounen?" Uo asked with mock reluctance. "Well, OK, if we HAVE to."

And then, Hana walked up. "What's going on?" she asked.

"We're looking for a naked bishounen," Uo said.

"Do you mean the one over there?" Hana pointed out Yuki, who was cowering behind the next corner.

"EEP!!" Tohru covered her eyes in embarrassment.

"I thought you said we needed to look for him," an amused Uo said.

"Would you please return my clothing and let me go home?" Yuki asked.

"I wish I had five yen for every time an 'M' said that to me," Hana said.

Tohru, Uo, and Yuki slowly turned to stare at her.

"...that was a joke," Hana said.

"When YOU say things like that," Uo said nervously, "we can never be sure."