http://healyg.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] healyg.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2016-03-16 01:30 am

[March 15] [Gravity Falls] Nerdiest Old Man

Title: Nerdiest Old Man
Day/Theme: March 15/games you can’t win, ‘cause you play against you
Series: Gravity Falls
Character/Pairing: Stan & Ford Pines
Rating: G
Notes: Takes place after the series finale. Also about an hour or two late again.

“Ha! Direct hit!” Ford tossed aside an elf figurine. “I’d like to see you beat that.”

“Oh, I think I can,” said Ford. “Bet that dragon can’t escape this Coldening spell!” He picked up the die and rolled it. Thirty-eight! A critical! “Yes!”

“Ford, this is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen,” said Stan flatly. “Don’t you have better things to do than play this game against yourself?”

“Well, you’re the only other person on this boat, Stanley.”

“Fiiiiiine.” Stan sat down beside Ford. “Now, what do I do here?”

Ford smiled. “So there’s this dragon on the loose, see…”