[15-Mar-2016] [Genshiken] You Can't Win, I Can't Win

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Title: You Can't Win, I Can't Win
Prompt: 15-Mar-2016 "games you can’t win, ‘cause you play against you"
Based on: Genshiken
Characters: Saki, Kohsaka
Type: Angst/humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Saki sat next to Kohsaka and watched him play another video game. "Is this single-player?" she asked.

"Yes," Kohsaka said. "I'm playing against my previous high score."

"So you'll lose this game if you don't beat your high score?" Saki asked.

"Yes," said Kohsaka.

"But if you DO beat your high score, you're also losing against yourself?"

"Yes," Kohsaka said again.

"And you're playing to lose instead of making out with the hot girl sitting next to you?"

"Yes," a clueless Kohsaka said.

Saki crawled under the blanket on Kohsaka's bed, curled up into a fetal position, and whimpered to herself.