[9-Mar-2016] [Love Hina] Give Peas A Chance

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Title: Give Peas A Chance
Prompt: 9-Mar-2016 "get rid of the pain of being a man"
Based on: Love Hina
Characters: Keitaro, Shinobu, Kitsune
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Predictable adult humor.

Keitaro gingerly walked into the Hinata kitchen, past Shinobu and up to the freezer.

"What's wrong?" Shinobu asked.

"Naru punched me into the sky again," Keitaro said in a strained voice, "and I hurt something when I landed." He took a package of frozen peas from the freezer.

"Where does it hurt?" Shinobu asked.

Instead of answering, Keitaro held the frozen package against his groin.

"...oh," said Shinobu. "Oh dear."

And then, Kitsune walked in. "Keitaro?" she said. "I won't judge your fetishes, but you really shouldn't do that in front of poor little Shinobu."

"Oh dear," Shinobu said again.