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31_days2016-03-09 11:08 pm
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[March 9] [Beauty and the Beast] Beastly Behavior
Title: Beastly Behavior
Day/Theme: March 9/get rid of the pain of being a man
Series: Beauty and the Beast (Fairy Tale)
Character/Pairing: Beauty/Beast
Rating: G
“So then I told the sorceress ‘Cobbler? I hardly know ‘er!’” The Beast laughed at his own joke. “And that’s why she turned me into a beast, I think.”
Beauty frowned sympathetically. “It’s a shame to be cursed for a silly joke.”
“Not at all!” said the Beast. “There are a lot of benefits to not being human. Nobody expects me to work, I can scratch myself wherever I want, I don’t have to brush my teeth, I can spend all day in my PJs if I wanna…”
“Hmm,” said Beauty. She was beginning to reconsider staying with the Beast.
Day/Theme: March 9/get rid of the pain of being a man
Series: Beauty and the Beast (Fairy Tale)
Character/Pairing: Beauty/Beast
Rating: G
“So then I told the sorceress ‘Cobbler? I hardly know ‘er!’” The Beast laughed at his own joke. “And that’s why she turned me into a beast, I think.”
Beauty frowned sympathetically. “It’s a shame to be cursed for a silly joke.”
“Not at all!” said the Beast. “There are a lot of benefits to not being human. Nobody expects me to work, I can scratch myself wherever I want, I don’t have to brush my teeth, I can spend all day in my PJs if I wanna…”
“Hmm,” said Beauty. She was beginning to reconsider staying with the Beast.