ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2016-03-05 11:35 pm

[5-Mar-2016] [Pinky And The Brain] Imponderable Presidency

Title: Imponderable Presidency
Prompt: 5-Mar-2016 "think and wonder, wonder and think"
Based on: Pinky And The Brain
Characters: Pinky And The Brain
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Political humor.

Two lab mice watched the US 2016 election news with horror— the same as most of the rest of the world.

"These presidential candidates are the weakest in modern times!" Brain cried. "Pinky! Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

"I think so, Brain," said Pinky. "But we still don't know who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop."

"No, Pinky! A third-party candidate might be viable! I'm going to run for President of the United States Of America!"

"But we've already had an episode when I was elected President," Pinky said. "Remember?"

"Oh." Brain sighed. "Well, back to the drawing board."