[20-Feb-2016] [Fate/stay night] Potty Of Five

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Title: Potty Of Five
Prompt: 20-Feb-2016 "while monsters are mostly made of magic, human beings are mostly made of water"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: (several)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Violence and toilet humor (duh).

Ilya watched as her Servant proceeded to beat the snot out ouf Shirou, Saber and Rin.

But then, she suddenly raised her hand. "Wait a moment, Berzerker! I gotta go potty."

"WHAT!?" Rin yelled. "Are you SERIOUS!?"

Ignoring her, Ilya walked away. Saber, Rin and Shirou awkwardly looked at each other.

Somewhere, a toilet flushed.

And then, Ilya returned. "OK, Berzerker" she said, "go ahead and kill them now."

Shirou hesitantly raised his hand. "Actually... I gotta go too."

Rin held her poor head. And to think that I trained my whole life for this battle, she thought to herself.