[18-Feb-2016] [Tenchi Muyo!] Drink Stink

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Title: Drink Stink
Prompt: 18-Feb-2016 "perfume is like cocktails without the hangover"
Based on: Tenchi Muyo!
Characters: Ayeka, Ryoko, others
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Notes: Just an excuse to quote a (spoiler) Three Stooges routine.

"I brought souvenirs from Jurai for everybody," Ayeka said, as she set several small bags on the kitchen table.

Ryoko spied a bottle in one bag. "Ooh! Thanks very much." She opened it, took a pull from it— and froze.

"Um, Ryoko?" said Ayeka. "That isn't liquor. It's cologne for Tenchi."

"*aaaagggh*" said Ryoko.

"But I did bring some Juraian whiskey for you." Ayeka handed her another bottle.

"Thanks," an embarrassed Ryoko said. She opened the whiskey bottle, took another pull, and froze again.

And then, Ryoko set down the whiskey and took back the cologne. "This is better," she said.