ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2016-01-24 11:30 pm

[24-Jan-2016] [Azumanga Daioh] Classroom Mushrooms

Title: Classroom Mushrooms
Prompt: 24-Jan-2016 "the dry seed deep in the dark earth, feeling the rain and the warmth seeping down to it"
Based on: Azumanga Daioh
Characters: Nyamo, Yukari
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Nyamo found Yukari slumped over her teachers' lounge desk. "How much longer is it until summer break?" Yukari mumbled.

"You should try to show more enthusiasm," Nyamo said. "We're here to cultivate young minds and encourage them to grow."

Yukari snorted. "It's more like, we treat 'em like mushrooms, and we keep 'em in the dark and cover 'em with—"

"YUKARI!!" Nyamo cut her off angrily. "You shouldn't talk about your students' education like that!!"

"Oh?" said Yukari. "I believe my approach is more similar to how they'll be treated in the real world."

"...you've got me there," Nyamo admitted.