ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2016-01-22 11:25 pm

[22-Jan-2016] [Haruhi Suzumiya] Join A Club And Beat You Over The Head With It

Title: Join A Club And Beat You Over The Head With It
Prompt: 22-Jan-2016 "think a minute, even if it hurts"
Based on: Haruhi Suzumiya
Characters: The SOS Brigade
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Slapstick violence.

Kyon was fixing something on Haruhi's ill-gotten computer as Haruhi impatiently watched. She suddenly gave him a fierce dope-slap.

"OW!!" Kyon almost head-butted the computer screen. "What was THAT for!?"

"You're too slow!" Haruhi said. "Hurry up and fix it!"

"Well, I can't fix it while you're whacking me— OW!!"

Haruhi completely missed his point, but not his head. "Then HURRY UP and FIX it!!"

"Poor Kyon," Mikuru whispered to Itsuki.

"All we can do is watch," Itsuki said. "In a way, it's perversely entertaining."

"This must be what it's like to watch Haruhi force me into cosplay," Mikuru agreed.