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[21-Jan-2016] [Tenchi Muyo!] Swordfishing
Title: Swordfishing
Prompt: 21-Jan-2016 "who steals my purse steals trash, but who steals my sword steals honour itself"
Based on: Tenchi Muyo!
Characters: Ryoko, Tenchi
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Explicit adult humor.
Tenchi was dozing on the living room sofa. He suddenly awoke to find Ryoko leaning over him with one hand down his pants.
Ryoko smiled a painfully fake smile. "I was... stealing your wallet?"
"Ryoko, you're not going to find Grandfather's sword, or your other two gems, that easily."
"Oh, really?" A mischievous Ryoko slid her hand from the side of Tenchi's jeans to the front. "THAT feels like a 'sword'... And THOSE feel like two 'jewels' at its base."
"HIEEE!!" Tenchi hissed through clenched teeth. "Number one, don't do that with COLD HANDS!! And number two, DON'T DO THAT!!"
Prompt: 21-Jan-2016 "who steals my purse steals trash, but who steals my sword steals honour itself"
Based on: Tenchi Muyo!
Characters: Ryoko, Tenchi
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Explicit adult humor.
Tenchi was dozing on the living room sofa. He suddenly awoke to find Ryoko leaning over him with one hand down his pants.
Ryoko smiled a painfully fake smile. "I was... stealing your wallet?"
"Ryoko, you're not going to find Grandfather's sword, or your other two gems, that easily."
"Oh, really?" A mischievous Ryoko slid her hand from the side of Tenchi's jeans to the front. "THAT feels like a 'sword'... And THOSE feel like two 'jewels' at its base."
"HIEEE!!" Tenchi hissed through clenched teeth. "Number one, don't do that with COLD HANDS!! And number two, DON'T DO THAT!!"