[12-Jan-2016] [Tenchi Muyo!] Express-O-Machine

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Title: Express-O-Machine
Prompt: 12-Jan-2016 "they always name themselves"
Based on: Tenchi Muyo!
Characters: Washu, Ayeka, Sasami
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

"Behold my latest invention!!" Washu said to Ayeka and Sasami.

"It's, um, very nice," Ayeka said nervously. "Um... what is it?"

"It's a semi-articulated gyro-stabilized technomorphic macrosimulator."

"It doesn't exactly roll off the tongue," Ayeka thought out loud.

"Well, that's what it is," Washu said. "These things name themselves."

Sasami suddenly raised her hand. "Ooh! Can I give it another name?"

"Alright," Washu said with an indulgent smile. "What do you want to call it?"

"Little Washu's Explode-O-Matic!!" Sasami said proudly.

"No, that won't do," Ayeka said. "It isn't specific. All of her inventions explode."

"You're not wrong," Washu admitted.