31_days | [30-Dec-2015] [Vocaloid+UTAU] Back Seat Taken

Title: Back Seat Taken
Prompt: 30-Dec-2015 "rattling my heart like a bird in a too-small cage"
Based on: Vocaloid+UTAU
Characters: (several)
Type: Humor; 200 words
Warnings: Cheesy adult humor.

Rin and Len had taken Rin's roadroller to the Internet Co. house to pick up Gumi, Lily, and Cul.

"SHOTGUN!!" Cul shouted childishly.

"I don't mind riding in the back seat," Len said, "but there isn't much room for three people."

"That's alright," Gumi said cheerfully. "We're all friends here. Why don't you sit between us."

"Well, OK." Len climbed in, and started to fasten his seat belt. But Lily took the buckle first.

"Allow me," Lily said seductively as she fastened his belt. "I love to strap people down."

Len gulped.

Gumi slid up directly against Len and held one arm around his shoulders. "Relax, sweetie," she said. "We won't bite."

Lily snuggled up on his other side. "That is," she said in a voice dripping with honey, "unless you WANT us to bite."

Len glanced to his left, and then to his right, at chest level. And then, he conspicuously folded his hands over his lap.

An amused Rin watched her twin brother's embarrassment in the rear-view mirror from the driver's seat. "It looks like he's already enjoying the ride," she said to Cul.

"Feeling lonely?" Cul asked with a flirtatious smile.

"Don't distract the driver," Rin growled.