[23-Dec-2015] [Touhou Project] Hibermate

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Title: Hibermate
Prompt: 23-Dec-2015 "I did not know that snakes could hibernate until this one woke up"
Based on: Touhou Project
Characters: Alice, Reimu, Yukari
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Somewhat OOC mild adult language and humor.

Alice was visiting with Reimu at the Hakurei Shrine when a sleepy Yukari stumbled up. "Whoosha whatsit?" she mumbled.

"Oh MY," Alice said knowingly. "I knew Yukari likes to sleep through the winter, but I didn't know she hibernated with you."

"Don't judge me, alright?" Reimu snapped. "It's only for comfort. This shrine is so cold... and a priestess gets lonely..."

"No, no," Alice said quickly. "I understand. Actually, my house is cold and lonely too. Would you consider loaning her out?"

"Hey!" said a jealous Reimu. "That's MY impossibly powerful yet extremely lazy living body-pillow! Get yer own, bitch."