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[21-Dec-2015] [Tenchi Muyo!] X-Mass Tree
Title: X-Mass Tree
Prompt: 21-Dec-2015 "I've never forgotten the charred bitter fruit of holiday's poplars"
Based on: Tenchi Muyo!
Characters: Tenchi, Ryoko, Ayeka
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Contrived throwaway-fanon pseudo-science.
Tenchi was decorating a Christmas tree with very little help from Ryoko.
Ayeka walked up. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" she shrieked in sheer terror.
Tenchi froze. "...uh, decorating the Christmas tree?" he asked nervously.
Ayeka breathed out and composed herself. "...forgive me, Tenchi. I am unfamiliar with this terrestrial custom. But if you were to hang metallic baubles like those on a Royal Tree of Jurai, they could cause a power imbalance and trigger a implosion into a micro black hole."
"Huh," said Ryoko. "Christmas on Jurai must literally SUCK."
"Not as much as your sense of humor," Ayeka muttered.
Prompt: 21-Dec-2015 "I've never forgotten the charred bitter fruit of holiday's poplars"
Based on: Tenchi Muyo!
Characters: Tenchi, Ryoko, Ayeka
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Contrived throwaway-fanon pseudo-science.
Tenchi was decorating a Christmas tree with very little help from Ryoko.
Ayeka walked up. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" she shrieked in sheer terror.
Tenchi froze. "...uh, decorating the Christmas tree?" he asked nervously.
Ayeka breathed out and composed herself. "...forgive me, Tenchi. I am unfamiliar with this terrestrial custom. But if you were to hang metallic baubles like those on a Royal Tree of Jurai, they could cause a power imbalance and trigger a implosion into a micro black hole."
"Huh," said Ryoko. "Christmas on Jurai must literally SUCK."
"Not as much as your sense of humor," Ayeka muttered.