[20-Dec-2015] [El-Hazard] Afura's On Fire

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Title: Afura's On Fire
Prompt: 20-Dec-2015 "listen, says ambition, nervously shifting her weight from one boot to another—why don't you get going?"
Based on: El-Hazard
Characters: Shayla, Afura, Kauru
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Slapstick violence and mild adult language.

Shayla found Afura reading a book. "Ready to go on patrol?" Shayla asked.

"In a minute," Afura said.

Roughly sixty seconds later, Shayla asked again. "Ready to go?"

"In a MINUTE," Afura snapped.

Shayla sighed, and then pulled out the Great Lamp of Fire.

—

Kauru watched Afura run past while screaming and clutching at her bottom, which was smoking heavily.

And then, Shayla walked up. "I don't think I've ever seen Miss Afura run that fast," Kauru said to Shayla.

"The best way to 'light a fire under Afura's ass'," Shayla explained, "is to light a FIRE under Afura's ASS."