[18-Dec-2015] [Touhou Project] A Sharp Cookie

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Title: A Sharp Cookie
Prompt: 18-Dec-2015 "their words become metallic spangles shivering the air"
Based on: Touhou Project
Characters: Koakuma, Meiling
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Touhou-esque graphic violence and an asthmatic joke.

Koakuma reached up and plucked a throwing knife from Meiling's skull. "I see Sakuya has been scolding you again."

"Oh, I missed one. Thanks." Meiling sighed. "Well, I try not to complain. I know Sakuya is under a lot of pressure."

"That's no excuse," Koakuma said. "You shouldn't have to put up with her sharp tongue, let alone her sharp knives."

"You're good at your job," Meiling asked, "but doesn't Patchouli ever 'throw the book' at you?"

"No," Koakuma said, "but she once tossed a digestive biscuit in my general direction."

"That does sound more like Patchouli's style," Meiling said.