[16-Dec-2015] [El-Hazard] On The Shoulders Of Freaks

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Title: On The Shoulders Of Freaks
Prompt: 16-Dec-2015 "the tonnage of their shoulders"
Based on: El-Hazard
See also: "On The Shoulders Of Freaks" by Henry Phillips.
Characters: Rune Venus, Makoto
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Indirect mild adult humor.

The Princess Rune Venus found Makoto gazing through a window. "A roshtal for your thoughts?" she asked.

"I've rediscovered much of the ancient science of El-Hazard," Makoto said distantly. "I'm starting to fear that its dark secrets might someday drive me to self-destructive madness, the same as it did the ancients."

"Fear not," Rune said. "True, the science of the ancients perverted my ancestors. However, as perverts go, you're quite harmless."

"You say that as though you consider yourself a leading authority on perverts," Makoto said.

"Living with Fatora and Alielle qualifies me to speak on the subject," Rune declared.