[14-Dec-2015] [Touhou Project] Black As Your Souls

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Title: Black As Your Souls
Prompt: 14-Dec-2015 "but I like it because it is bitter, and because it is my heart"
Based on: Touhou Project
See also: "Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails.
Characters: Eirin, Kaguya, Mokou
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: The usual Kaguya/Mokou stuff.

"I made a pot of coffee," Eirin said to Kaguya and Mokou. "How would you like it?"

"I like my coffee as I like Mokou," said Kaguya, "tied up in a burlap sack and dragged away by a donkey."

"Well, I like my coffee as I like Kaguya," said Mokou, "ground into tiny flakes by heavy-duty machinery."

"I like MY coffee SUFFERING THE ETERNAL TORTURES OF THE DAMNED IN THE DEEPEST CIRCLES OF HELL!!" Kaguya yelled.

"I like MY coffee BRUTALLY TORN LIMB FROM LIMB AND SCREAMING WORDLESSLY IN UNIMAGINABLE PAIN!!" Mokou yelled.

"I'll just serve it black," Eirin said.