[10-Dec-2015] [RWBY] The Cat That Didn't Walk By Herself

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Title: The Cat That Didn't Walk By Herself
Prompt: 10-Dec-2015 "I needed to be somewhere different. Maybe I needed to be someone different, too"
Based on: RWBY
See also: "The Cat That Walked By Himself" by Rudyard Kipling.
Characters: Weiss, Blake, Yang
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Adult language and humor, including a vulgar pun.

Weiss found Blake and Yang packing their bags. "Where are you going?" she asked.

"I need to get away for a few days," a moody Blake said, "and go someplace where no one knows I'm a faunus."

"Why are you going too?" Weiss asked Yang.

Yang shrugged. "Just tagging along, I guess."

Weiss crossed her arms and smirked at Yang. "You're dropping everything at Blake's whim? Why, she's got you—"

"DON'T SAY IT!!" Yang yelled.

Weiss said it. "...pussy-whipped."

Blake face-palmed. "It's SHIT like THIS, Weiss!"

"Yeah," Yang agreed, "I'm glad I'm leaving too."

"I regret NOTHING," Weiss said smugly.