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[5-Dec-2015] [Touhou Project] Poison To Poison
Title: Poison To Poison
Prompt: 5-Dec-2015 "Swallow your poison, for you need it badly"
Based on: Touhou Project
Characters: Mokou, Alice, Eirin
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Brief adult humor.
Mokou had brought an ill Alice to Eientei for treatment. "I think she ate some of these mushrooms," Mokou said to Eirin.
Eirin immediately recognized the mushrooms. "Yes, those are poisonous. But I have an off-the-shelf antidote for them."
Alice took the medicine. "UGH!!... Now I feel even worse!"
"That's because the antidote is itself highly toxic," Eirin explained. "You'll also need to take this antidote for the antidote."
"Is this second medicine also poisonous?" Alice asked suspiciously.
"No," Eirin said, "it's just an extremely powerful aphrodisiac."
"Oh," said a relieved Alice. "It's just your usual thing, then."
Prompt: 5-Dec-2015 "Swallow your poison, for you need it badly"
Based on: Touhou Project
Characters: Mokou, Alice, Eirin
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Brief adult humor.
Mokou had brought an ill Alice to Eientei for treatment. "I think she ate some of these mushrooms," Mokou said to Eirin.
Eirin immediately recognized the mushrooms. "Yes, those are poisonous. But I have an off-the-shelf antidote for them."
Alice took the medicine. "UGH!!... Now I feel even worse!"
"That's because the antidote is itself highly toxic," Eirin explained. "You'll also need to take this antidote for the antidote."
"Is this second medicine also poisonous?" Alice asked suspiciously.
"No," Eirin said, "it's just an extremely powerful aphrodisiac."
"Oh," said a relieved Alice. "It's just your usual thing, then."