31_days | [2-Dec-2015] [Touhou Project] Theft Petty

Title: Theft Petty
Prompt: 2-Dec-2015 "Let's start from the pitiful and work our way back"
Based on: Touhou Project
Characters: Marisa, others
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Marisa found Patchouli, Sakuya, and Meiling examining a damaged gate. "Whassup?" Marisa asked.

"A burglar sneaked past me and broke in," an embarrassed Meiling said.

"It wasn't me," Marisa said reflexively.

"We know," Sakuya said. "Whoever did this KNEW what they were doing. That rules you out."

"Hey!" an offended Marisa said. "I COULD'VE done this, you know!"

"This isn't a good time for make-believe, sweetie," Meiling said.

"What about all the books I've stolen from Patchy!?" Marisa yelled.

Patchouli sighed. "Haven't you realized that I LET you take those books?"

"I'm gonna go home and cry now," Marisa said.