[30-Nov-2015] [Vocaloid+UTAU] The Winter Of Our Discontent

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Title: The Winter Of Our Discontent
Prompt: 30-Nov-2015 "prepare for winter"
Based on: Vocaloid+UTAU
Characters: Yufu Sekka and the VIPperloids
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Disturbing humor.

"Today's the first day of winter!" a happy Yufu Sekka said to the VIPperloids.

"Is it too late to move to Florida?" Teto asked. "Or maybe Australia?"

"Oh, come on!" Yufu said. "It's time for 'chestnuts roasting on an open fire'!"

"That sounds painful," Ruko said.

"And 'Jack Frost nipping at your nose'!"

"Jack sounds like a pervert," Ritsu said.

Yufu sighed. "You three aren't any fun."

"I just don't wanna end up lost in a blizzard," Teto said, "and forced to resort to cannibalism."

"For what it's worth," Yufu said nervously, "that's not on my To Do List either."