31_days | [28-Nov-2015] [Vocaloid+UTAU] One Mundane One

Title: One Mundane One
Prompt: 28-Nov-2015 "black sheep stick together"
Based on: Vocaloid+UTAU
Characters: The Internet Co. Vocaloids
Type: Humor; 200 words
Warnings: Brief adult humor.
Notes: In my own fanon, poor Kokone will always be the "Zeppo" of the Internet Co. girls.

Gakupo was introducing a newly-arrived Chika to the other Internet Co. girls.

"This is Gumi," said Gakupo. "She's our resident mad scientist."

"Let me show you around my lab later," Gumi said eagerly. "We can play with toxic chemicals."

Chika giggled. "Ooh, that sounds like fun."

"And this is Lily," said Gakupo. "She's into... well... you can probably guess what she's into."

"Come to my room after you visit Gumi's lab," Lily purred. "I'll tie you up and make you scream."

Chika licked her lips suggestively. "That sounds like fun too."

Gakupo cleared his throat. "Moving along... This is Cul. She's studying political science and military history, and she's also our small weapons expert."

Cul saluted. "Welcome to the Vocalo Revolution, Comrade Chika."

Chika returned her salute. "It's an honor to serve with you, Cul."

"And this is Kokone," said Gakupo. "She likes cooking and sewing."

Chika couldn't resist teasing Kokone. "COOKING and SEWING? What a CRAZY WEIRDO FREAK!"

"Now, now," an amused Gakupo said. "Kokone might not have any esoteric interests, but she's still a person just like the rest of us."

"No I'm not," Kokone said earnestly. "I'm not a person like the rest of you at ALL."