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[16-Nov-2015] [Vocaloid+UTAU] The Secrets Of Her Success
Title: The Secrets Of Her Success
Prompt: 16-Nov-2015 "aren't you lucky?"
Based on: Vocaloid+UTAU
Characters: Luka
Type: General; 100 words
Warnings: This isn't funny at all.
Luka sat down for an interview. "Could you share the secrets of your success with your fans?" the interviewer asked.
"Do you mean how I'm routinely paid roughly eighty percent of a male singer's salary?" Luka asked matter-of-factly.
"Er..." the interviewer stammered.
"Or how I'll always be judged by my appearance first and my musical talent second?" Luka continued. "Or how my opportunities and my career will fade away before I turn forty?"
"May I withdraw the question?" the interviewer asked nervously.
"...ah," said Luka. "I didn't mean to unload on you personally, dear. However, that doesn't change the answer."
Prompt: 16-Nov-2015 "aren't you lucky?"
Based on: Vocaloid+UTAU
Characters: Luka
Type: General; 100 words
Warnings: This isn't funny at all.
Luka sat down for an interview. "Could you share the secrets of your success with your fans?" the interviewer asked.
"Do you mean how I'm routinely paid roughly eighty percent of a male singer's salary?" Luka asked matter-of-factly.
"Er..." the interviewer stammered.
"Or how I'll always be judged by my appearance first and my musical talent second?" Luka continued. "Or how my opportunities and my career will fade away before I turn forty?"
"May I withdraw the question?" the interviewer asked nervously.
"...ah," said Luka. "I didn't mean to unload on you personally, dear. However, that doesn't change the answer."