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[14-Nov-2015] [Vocaloid+UTAU] Slow Pick Her
Title: Slow Pick Her
Prompt: 14-Nov-2015 "tortoiseshell"
Based on: Vocaloid+UTAU
Characters: Ruko
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
A music-store salesman found Ruko playing a scale on a floor-model guitar— very slowly.
"Are you just learning to play guitar?" the salesman asked hopefully.
"No, I can play faster than this," Ruko said, "but I only have a tortoiseshell pick."
The salesman pulled a face. "'Tortoise' doesn't mean that you can only play slowly. And also, guitar picks are plastic. They're not actual tortoiseshell."
"I know that!" an indignant Ruko said. "I'd never force some poor little turtle to go naked just so that I could play a guitar!"
"Put down the guitar and get out," the salesman said.
Prompt: 14-Nov-2015 "tortoiseshell"
Based on: Vocaloid+UTAU
Characters: Ruko
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.
A music-store salesman found Ruko playing a scale on a floor-model guitar— very slowly.
"Are you just learning to play guitar?" the salesman asked hopefully.
"No, I can play faster than this," Ruko said, "but I only have a tortoiseshell pick."
The salesman pulled a face. "'Tortoise' doesn't mean that you can only play slowly. And also, guitar picks are plastic. They're not actual tortoiseshell."
"I know that!" an indignant Ruko said. "I'd never force some poor little turtle to go naked just so that I could play a guitar!"
"Put down the guitar and get out," the salesman said.