ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2015-10-24 12:05 pm

[24-Oct-2015] [Touhou Project] Freeload Until You Explode

Title: Freeload Until You Explode
Prompt: 24-Oct-2015 "Hunter or hunted?"
Based on: Touhou Project
Characters: Aya, Reimu, Yukari
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Aya sat down for an in-depth interview with Reimu at the Hakurei Shrine.

"You're well known as the most successful youkai exterminator in Gensokyo," Aya said. "Can you tell our readers how you do it?"

Before Reimu could answer, Yukari shouted from the next room. "OI, REIMU!! WHERE ARE YOU!? I'M OUT OF SNACKS!!"

"Actually, it's very simple," an annoyed Reimu said with a straight face. "I let the youkai lounge around my home, and eat all of my food, until they get so FAT that they EXPLODE!!"

"IF YOU WANT ME TO EXPLODE," Yukari yelled, "BRING ME MORE SNACKS!!"