[15-Oct-2015] [Touhou Project] The Armpit Army

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Title: The Armpit Army
Prompt: 15-Oct-2015 "You know 'fan' comes from 'fanatic', right?"
Based on: Touhou Project
Characters: Marisa, Reimu
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Creepy adult humor.

Marisa and Reimu were strolling through the human village. "It looks like you've got a lot of fans here in town," Marisa said. "They can't keep their eyes off you."

"Actually, that's not a good thing," Reimu said.

"Why?" a concerned Marisa said. "Are they stalking you? Or harassing you?"

"No, but... watch this." Reimu raised her arms and revealed her armpits, and every man (and woman) within sight suffered a nosebleed.

Marisa involuntarily shuddered. "Yeah, that's pretty creepy. How do you deal with all those armpit fetishists?"

"Seclusion and meditation," Reimu said, "and also, deep cynicism and heavy drinking."