[2-Oct-2015] [Touhou Project] Dirty Laundry Trick

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Title: Dirty Laundry Trick
Prompt: 2-Oct-2015 "Good secrets are hard to keep"
Based on: Touhou Project
Characters: Aya, Momiji, Reimu (mentioned)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Creepy adult humor. Eww.

Aya set a large box on her newspaper-office desk. "What's that?" Momiji asked.

"Reimu's dirty laundry," Aya said gleefully.

Momiji perked up. "Ooh! Is it her personal papers? Or her childhood journals?"

"No. I just told you. It's her dirty laundry." Aya opened the box and pulled out a handful of Reimu's underwear.

"Eww," said Momiji. "What are you going to do with Reimu's dirty laundry? You can't really write a story about it."

"I'm going to SELL it!" Aya said eagerly. "Do you have any idea how much money perverts will pay for this stuff?"

"Eww," Momiji said again.