ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2015-10-01 07:45 pm

[1-Oct-2015] [Touhou Project] Crop Rotation In The 14th Century

Title: Crop Rotation In The 14th Century
Prompt: 1-Oct-2015 "Relevant to my interests"
Based on: Touhou Project
See also: The Young Ones
Characters: Marisa, Patchouli
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Marisa was paying a visit to Patchouli's library. "Got anything interesting to read?" she asked Patchouli.

"No," Patchouli said patiently. "'Somebody' has already 'borrowed' all of the most interesting books."

Marisa grinned at her playfully. "Aw, c'mon, Patchy! You must have SOMETHING interesting left."

"Well," Patchouli said, "I'm almost done with this book I'm reading now. It's a fascinating history of crop rotation in the 14th century. I've learned that it was CONSIDERABLY more widespread after—"

Marisa impatiently cut her off. "Patchy? No offense, but if you find THAT interesting, you need to get out of the library more often."