31_days | [29-Sep-2015] [RWBY] Despicable Grimm

Title: Despicable Grimm
Challenge: 29-Sep-2015 "Their eyes are big and sweet"
Based on: RWBY
See also: Despicable Me
Characters: Ruby, Weiss, Port, others
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Port had summoned Ruby to fight a creature of Grimm in class, much like Weiss had done earlier.

"Prepare yourself, child," Port said. "You're about to face the most dangerous Grimm of them all."

He opened a huge cage to reveal a tiny Grimm resembling a long-haired kitten with big sad eyes.

Ruby's face lit up. "IT'S SO FLUFFY!!" she shouted with childish delight.

"FOCUS, YOU FOOL!" Weiss shouted from her seat. "If you let your guard down, it'll KILL you!"

But Ruby couldn't help herself. "IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE!!" she cried with both figurative and literal alarm.