31_days | [27-Sep-2015] [RWBY] The Hero Pyrrha Deserves

Title: The Hero Pyrrha Deserves
Challenge: 27-Sep-2015 "But I wouldn't be a hero, I'd be dead"
Based on: RWBY
Characters: Jaune, Nora, Pyrrha, Ren
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Jaune rejoined his team in a forest clearing. "Did we get all of the Grimm?" he asked.

"Not quite," Nora said. "We saved the biggest one for you." She pointed to a huge Ursa slowly shuffling towards them.

"Gee, THANKS," Jaune whimpered. "You SHOULDN'T have."

Nora whispered in his ear. "Pyrrha's watching. Now's your chance to show her what you've learned from her training."

Jaune glanced back at Pyrrha. "Hello again!" she said predictably, eagerly watching Jaune with loving anticipation.

Oh well, Jaune thought. This won't be the first time some idiot got killed while trying to impress a woman.