[23-Sep-2015] [RWBY] Crush On You

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Title: Crush On You
Challenge: 23-Sep-2015 "They argue deep into the night"
Based on: RWBY
Characters: Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

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Weiss and Blake were having another argument about the Schnee Dust Company and the White Fang, from their lower bunk-beds, while Ruby and Yang tried to sleep.

"OH, fer CRYIN' out LOUD!" Yang finally yelled. "Blake, if you don't SHUT UP and GO to SLEEP, I'm gonna jump on this bed and BRING IT DOWN ON YOU!!"

"...Ruby?" asked Weiss. "You wouldn't do that to me... would you?"

"Nah," Ruby said in a bone-chilling voice. "I think I'll give you a BIG FRIENDLY HUG and tell you how much I LOVE you—"

"NO MORE!" Weiss cried. "PLEASE DON'T TORTURE ME!"