31_days | [22-Sep-2015] [RWBY] Bump Her Crop

Title: Bump Her Crop
Challenge: 22-Sep-2015 "He was not my lover, he was not my friend"
Based on: RWBY
Characters: Glynda, Blake
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: A fourth-wall-breaking crack-pairing train wreck (I gave up after this third draft).

"Professor Goodwitch, may I ask you a personal question?" Blake asked. "Are you and Professor Ozpin, um..."

"Not at all," Glynda said dismissively. "We only work together. And I barely knew the man before we..."

But then, she smiled. "Why, Blake Belladonna! Are you flirting with me?"

"...maybe," Blake said shyly.

"I wonder why I always get the perverted ones," Glynda thought out loud.

"How did you know I was— I mean, I'm not—" Blake stammered.

"Maybe it's the riding crop." Glynda held said crop under Blake's chin. "Does this 'work' for you?"

"It 'works' for me," Blake admitted.