31_days | [20-Sep-2015] [RWBY] Bikini Kill

Title: Bikini Kill
Challenge: 20-Sep-2015 "I decided that I needed less not more"
Based on: RWBY
Characters: Jaune, Pyrrha
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Literally dangerous levels of Pyrrha fan-service.

Jaune walked into a private training room. "Whatcha doin' PyrrHAAAAAAA HAMANA HAMANA!!—"

Pyrrha had changed from her relatively-modest armor into a tiny chain-mail bikini. "I thought that I might try wearing less heavy battle gear, in order to move more quickly while fighting," she said. ...and to seduce you, she thought.

She struck a fighting pose, flexing her well-toned body and flashing plenty of underboob. "Do you think this would be effective, Jaune?"

Jaune answered her indirectly by suffering a massive nosebleed and slumping to the floor.

"I'M SORRY!" Pyrrha said predictably. "I didn't think it would be THAT effective!"