ext_84495 ([identity profile] kb9vcn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2015-09-19 08:40 pm

[19-Sep-2015] [RWBY] Gotta Go Time

Title: Gotta Go Time
Challenge: 19-Sep-2015 "Squirming just a little bit"
Based on: RWBY
Characters: Ruby, Weiss
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.


Ruby and Weiss stood back-to-back, weapons raised, as a circle of Grimm slowly closed in on them.

But then, Weiss felt Ruby squirming just a little bit. "What are you DOING, you dolt?" Weiss hissed.

"Sorry, Weiss," said Ruby, "but I gotta go."

Weiss briefly lowered Myrtenaster and face-palmed with her free hand. "We're about to fight a horde of merciless monsters for our very lives... and YOU have to GO TO THE BATHROOM!?"

"But I gotta go REALLY BAD!" Ruby whined like a little girl.

"WELL," Weiss yelled, "YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE WE LEFT THE ACADEMY!!"