31_days | [14-Sep-2015] [RWBY] Mental Blake Down

Title: Mental Blake Down
Challenge: 14-Sep-2015 "Slipped into hysteria and talked about the moon"
Based on: RWBY
Characters: Blake, Yang
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Random weirdness.
Notes: This volume 2 outtake is just an excuse to quote Francis E. Dec, Esq.

Yang found an obsessed and sleep-deprived Blake working at a data terminal. "BLAKE! GO the F*** to SLEEP!" a concerned Yang said.

"I CAN'T!" Blake cried. "I have to stop the Worldwide Computer God Secret Containment Policy Brain Bank Brain in the brain bank cities on the far side of the moon before the moon-brain of the Computer God activates the Frankenstein threshold brainwash radio lifelong inculcating conformist propaganda, and OH GOD I really DO need to get some sleep!"

Yang gave Blake a maternal hug. "Don't worry, hon," she said gently. "You'll sleep off that psychosis in no time."