31_days | [13-Sep-2015] [RWBY] Blue Velvet

Title: Blue Velvet
Challenge: 13-Sep-2015 "Something's going on between them"
Based on: RWBY
Characters: Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Explicit adult humor.

Team RWBY watched Velvet and Yatsuhashi from a distance.

"Do you think something's going on between them?" Ruby asked.

"Oh, I'm sure of it," an unusually romantic Weiss said. "You can see it in the way he's always protecting her."

"I'm pretty sure that I've seen long brown hairs on his tunic," Yang said knowingly.

"And I've heard them having sex," Blake said matter-of-factly.

The others froze in shock. Ruby's face quickly turned as red as her cloak.

"I'm surprised you haven't heard them," Blake said. "I mean, Velvet SCREAMS like a BANSHEE when she c—"

"THANK you," Weiss snapped.