31_days | [12-Sep-2015] [RWBY] Crevice Canvass

Title: Crevice Canvass
Challenge: 12-Sep-2015 "Deeper still than what it seemed"
Based on: RWBY
Characters: Jaune, Nora, Pyrrha, Ren
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Slapstick violence.

Team JNPR stood at the edge of a seemingly bottomless crevice.

"Our mission," Jaune said, "is to explore this terrifying geological feature."

"After you," Ren said.

"Nuh-uh," Jaune said.

"We're wasting time!" Nora impatiently shoved Jaune over the edge.

"YAH-HOO-HOO-HOOOoooo..." Jaune disappeared into the pitch-black depths.

After a few seconds, Nora whistled. "It must be REALLY deep. He hasn't hit bottom yet."

"We have to go after him!" Pyrrha cried.

"OK." Nora cracked her knuckles and grinned maniacally at her remaining teammates. "Who's going next?"

Immediately regretting her words, Pyrrha frantically pointed at Ren, who frantically pointed back at her.