31_days | [10-Sep-2015] [RWBY] Clothing Optional

Title: Clothing Optional
Challenge: 10-Sep-2015 "There are clothes that haven't been worn"
Based on: RWBY
Characters: Ruby, Yang, Weiss
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Mild adult humor and pending violence.

Ruby and Yang were perusing the closet that Ruby shared with Weiss.

"Weiss brought too many clothes," Yang said. "I bet she's never even worn some of these."

Ruby giggled. "What?" asked Yang.

"If Weiss hasn't been wearing her clothing," Ruby said, "then she might be a nudist! Wouldn't that be funny, if our prim-and-proper little Weiss were an exhibitionist? Hee hee!"

Yang suddenly gulped and pointed over Ruby's shoulder.

"...Weiss just walked up behind me, didn't she?" Ruby asked quietly.

"Yup," said Yang.

"And she's about to hit me for making that joke?" Ruby asked sadly.

"Yup," said Yang.