31_days | [9-Sep-2015] [RWBY] Ski Destructor

Title: Ski Destructor
Challenge: 9-Sep-2015 "The aching and the breaking"
Based on: RWBY
Characters: Jaune, Nora, Pyrrha, Ren
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Off-screen violence and a Dad Joke.

A weary Ren returned to Team JNPR's room. "How was your weekend skiing trip?" asked Jaune.

Ren sat on his bed and rubbed his aching joints. "I was with Nora," he said. "Do you have to ask?"

"...good point," Jaune said sheepishly.

"Did Nora enjoy herself?" Pyrrha asked.

"Quite," Ren said. "She destroyed the ski-lift and set the lodge on fire... and she broke two legs."

Jaune and Pyrrha gasped. But then, an unharmed Nora skipped into the room.

"I thought you said?..." Jaune asked Ren.

"She broke two legs," Ren said patiently, "but they were both on other people."