[3-Sep-2015] [RWBY] Fawn Us

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Title: Fawn Us
Challenge: 3-Sep-2015 "All the sheep have followed the spoken word"
Based on: RWBY
Characters: Roman, Neo
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Politically incorrect villain humor.
Notes: This is an outtake from v2 c4 "Painting The Town."

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As a crowd of Faunus stepped forward to join the White Fang, a smug Roman turned to his accomplice. "Just look at those fools, Neo. I've got them eating from the palms of my hands. Some of those animals would probably even literally eat from our hands."

An even more smug Neo shrugged noncommittally.

"You know," Roman snarked, "it'd be nice if YOU fawned over me once in awhile."

Neo fluttered her eyes and gave her boss a flirtatious smile while giving him the finger.

"Never change, Neo," an amused Roman said.

Neo gave him a much more sincere thumbs-up.

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Alternate first draft:

As a crowd of Faunus stepped forward to join the White Fang, a smug Roman turned to his accomplice. "Just look at those fools, Neo. I've got them eating from the palms of my hands. Some of those animals would probably even literally eat from our hands."

An even more smug Neo shrugged noncommittally.

Torchwich raised an eyebrow. "I'd like to see YOU get their attention," he snarked.

In response, a silent Neo turned her back on Roman, and slowly walked away while shaking her assets in an exaggerated manner.

"...well, she DID get MY attention," Roman said to himself.