31_days | [2-Sep-2015] [RWBY] Port Portions

Title: Port Portions
Challenge: 2-Sep-2015 "A spare tire rolled under his overshirt"
Based on: RWBY
Characters: Professor Port
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

At a Beacon Academy alumni reception, two former students observed Professor Port from a short distance through the crowd.

"The Professor certainly has let himself go," the first alumni said to the second. "He wasn't that heavy when I took his classes."

"That might be so," the second alumni said, "but he could still slay more Grimm than a Huntsman half his age... or half his size."

The two alumni silently watched Port for awhile longer.

"I must admit," the first alumni said, "that he's shown the appetizer table no mercy."

"Those poor hors d'oeuvres," the second alumni said sadly.