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[March 1] [Homestuck] Right Decisions
Title: Right Decision
Day/Theme: Mar 1st - if not famous, notorious
Series: Homestuck
Character/Pairing: Bro Strider, John Egbert / BroJohn
Rating: PG-13
This blind date wasn't going as well as he had planned...
When he had put out the ad, he honestly hadn't expected to get any attention. He had hoped he wouldn't, strangely enough. He had done the ad on a whim and out of wishful thinking. After all, the ad had specifically asked for his best bro... and if Dave had looked at the ads, John was sure he would have died in embarrassment.
But instead... he caught a bigger fish.
Sitting in front of him, was none other than Dave's bro.
He was sure the man didn't recognize him. He hadn't seen Dave's bro in years. The only time he had was that one time he had visited Dave as a child. He had the misfortune of walking in on one of Bro's recordings and had been scarred for life.
But now, the man was seated in front of him.
In all his “bro” glory...
Seriously, the man hadn't even dressed up for the occasion! Who the hell wears their dirty cap and a popped collar to a date?
Only a jackass like Bro Strider.
John ran his tongue over his front teeth before he opened his mouth with a slight smack. “So...”
Bro crossed his arms, leaning back in his chair.
“What do you do for a living?”
It was a corny question, but one that would answer John's real question – did Bro remember him? Did he know who he was?
The Strider's mouth twitched. “Not sure if you can handle the truth, but since you asked – I work for the industry.”
Ah. So he didn't... John rolled his shoulders. “The industry?”
“Y'know, the porn industry.”
“Oooh,” John feigned his surprise. “I see. So you're famous?”
“Depends on what site you go to, sure.”
“I see...”
The awkward silence was killing him. John picked up his water, taking a sip through the straw while Bro shifted in his seat before he scoffed, looking down at John with a small frown. “Let's cut the bullshit, kid.”
John furrowed his brow at being called 'kid' and raised a brow. He felt the air around him heat up as Bro tipped his glasses slightly – revealing orange hues at him as a grin formed on his lips.
“That ad... you are looking to get fucked, right?”
John's eyes widened and his mouth dropped. His heart hammered as he tried to collect himself.
When he had made the ad, he had Dave in mind. He had pictured it all in his mind – if Dave would've responded: they would go on a date, John would feign surprise at it being Dave, they'd have a nice dinner, a walk, and then... yes. It would have led to sex.
But having sex with Bro Strider?
John was a little apprehensive. After all... he was sure Bro got around a lot more than Dave, who knows what the man might or might not carry...
As if reading his mind, Bro tsked. “I don't do anything without condoms.”
John's eyes flickered to Bro's face briefly before he turned them downcast, steeling himself for the decision he was about to make.
A bad decision he was sure he would come to regret.
Once again, Bro took him by surprise as he chuckled at him. Those shades glinted in the fluorescent lighting as he sat up more straight.
“Don't worry, kid. I'll take good care of you.”
John sucked in a breath, leaving a good tip to the server as he left with the wrong Strider to make what would eventually be, the right decision.
Day/Theme: Mar 1st - if not famous, notorious
Series: Homestuck
Character/Pairing: Bro Strider, John Egbert / BroJohn
Rating: PG-13
This blind date wasn't going as well as he had planned...
When he had put out the ad, he honestly hadn't expected to get any attention. He had hoped he wouldn't, strangely enough. He had done the ad on a whim and out of wishful thinking. After all, the ad had specifically asked for his best bro... and if Dave had looked at the ads, John was sure he would have died in embarrassment.
But instead... he caught a bigger fish.
Sitting in front of him, was none other than Dave's bro.
He was sure the man didn't recognize him. He hadn't seen Dave's bro in years. The only time he had was that one time he had visited Dave as a child. He had the misfortune of walking in on one of Bro's recordings and had been scarred for life.
But now, the man was seated in front of him.
In all his “bro” glory...
Seriously, the man hadn't even dressed up for the occasion! Who the hell wears their dirty cap and a popped collar to a date?
Only a jackass like Bro Strider.
John ran his tongue over his front teeth before he opened his mouth with a slight smack. “So...”
Bro crossed his arms, leaning back in his chair.
“What do you do for a living?”
It was a corny question, but one that would answer John's real question – did Bro remember him? Did he know who he was?
The Strider's mouth twitched. “Not sure if you can handle the truth, but since you asked – I work for the industry.”
Ah. So he didn't... John rolled his shoulders. “The industry?”
“Y'know, the porn industry.”
“Oooh,” John feigned his surprise. “I see. So you're famous?”
“Depends on what site you go to, sure.”
“I see...”
The awkward silence was killing him. John picked up his water, taking a sip through the straw while Bro shifted in his seat before he scoffed, looking down at John with a small frown. “Let's cut the bullshit, kid.”
John furrowed his brow at being called 'kid' and raised a brow. He felt the air around him heat up as Bro tipped his glasses slightly – revealing orange hues at him as a grin formed on his lips.
“That ad... you are looking to get fucked, right?”
John's eyes widened and his mouth dropped. His heart hammered as he tried to collect himself.
When he had made the ad, he had Dave in mind. He had pictured it all in his mind – if Dave would've responded: they would go on a date, John would feign surprise at it being Dave, they'd have a nice dinner, a walk, and then... yes. It would have led to sex.
But having sex with Bro Strider?
John was a little apprehensive. After all... he was sure Bro got around a lot more than Dave, who knows what the man might or might not carry...
As if reading his mind, Bro tsked. “I don't do anything without condoms.”
John's eyes flickered to Bro's face briefly before he turned them downcast, steeling himself for the decision he was about to make.
A bad decision he was sure he would come to regret.
Once again, Bro took him by surprise as he chuckled at him. Those shades glinted in the fluorescent lighting as he sat up more straight.
“Don't worry, kid. I'll take good care of you.”
John sucked in a breath, leaving a good tip to the server as he left with the wrong Strider to make what would eventually be, the right decision.