31_days | [28-Jul-2010] [Vocaloid] Text Vexed

Title: Text Vexed
Challenge: 28-Jul-2010 "Who ya gonna call? Those bastards!"
Based on: Vocaloid
Characters: Haku, Neru
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Adult language.

Vocaloid © Yamaha Corporation.

Haku walked up to Neru. "Good morn—" Haku started to say.

"Hang on," Neru said rudely, "I'm getting a text from Miku... that bitch!! She went shopping without me!!"

Haku tried again. "Good mo—"

"Text from Len," Neru snapped. "...that bastard!! He and Rin went to the amusement park without me!!"

"Why don't you ask to go along?" Haku asked kindly.

"As if!!" Neru said. "Who'd want to hang out with those losers?"

"Then why don't you just stop reading their messages?"

"If I do that," Neru whined, "I won't know what's going on!!"

I need a drink, Haku thought.