[27-Jul-2010] [Noir] Irma La Dunce

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Title: Irma La Dunce
Challenge: 27-Jul-2010 "Where's my Asian friend?"
Based on: Noir
Characters: Mireille, OC
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Politically incorrect adult humor.

Noir © Bee Train / ADV Films.
Irma La Douce © The Mirisch Corporation / Phalanx Productions.

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Mireille ran along a dark city street, searching for Kirika after a job gone wrong had separated them.

"Excuse me!" Mireille said to another young woman. "Have you seen a Japanese girl in this area?"

"No," the woman said, "only local talent works this street. But if that's what you're into, I have a wig and a schoolgirl uniform."

"You misunderstand me," said Mireille. "The missing girl works with me."

"Oh," the streetwalker said. "So you're trying to 'turn' threesomes with her?"

I knew that prostitution degrades women, Mireille thought, but I did not know that it made them stupid.