31_days | [26-Jul-2010] [Doctor Who] Water World War

Title: Water World War
Challenge: 26-Jul-2010 "We've got a water fight"
Based on: Doctor Who
Characters: Ace, Benny, the Seventh Doctor
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

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Ace walked past the Seventh Doctor and Benny, wearing a rather modest one-piece swimsuit, and carrying a super-soaker water-gun that was almost as large as she was.

"What's that about?" Benny asked.

"We're headed for a tropical planet covered in shallow water," the Doctor said. "Its natives invite all races to take out their aggression and settle their differences in water fights."

"Sounds silly to me," Benny said. "More likely, they're just looking for an excuse to watch alien women run around in swimsuits."

"Regardless of ulterior motive," the Doctor said, "water is better than bullets."

"That's true," Benny agreed.